List of streetfight dangers!

Underground
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1) Multiple opponents

2) gun or knife

3) glass on the ground

4) asphalt is harder than the mats in your gym

5) stampede of horses (mostly in Texas, but could happen in L.A.)

6) ringworm

7) the guy you are fighting could be a former cia trained spy with training in various deadly arts, including the death touch

8) Fedor

9) Terrorist dirty bombs

10) An airline crash right on your head as you are fighting.

After reviewing my list, I see exactly why we all overthink our chosen martial arts. We must prepare for ANY possibility.

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12) an ass on your cock

3

Number Eight is the scariest.

4
  1. Fedor's cock in your ass.
5

13?)you actually have to fight.

6

  • Locusts

  • Raining Frogs

  • Angry Laser Monkeys

7

That metal thing...always watch out for the metal thing

8

Christopher Walken

9

Zombies!

10

Gary Busey

Girlfriend after forgetting her birthday

11

SARS?

12

SAFTA

13

run into a tree
struck by a bolt of lightning
raped by a minority

you don't know how lucky you are

14

kimbo

15

tsunami

16

Lava. Lava could be on the ground.

17

Jail time. Win or lose, don't care, but no f'n way will I go to jail.

18

stray pit bulls
-always looking for a fight-

19

Crazy girlfriend with straight razor.

20

tard strength