List of streetfight dangers!

blank DVDs could be whipped at your head like ninja stars.

Accidently killing your opponent when he falls and hits his head.

hemmeroids (sp?)

anal leakage.

Cum. There could also be cum on the floor.

No way to know when the fight is over--either if you are winning or if your opponent is. Will have you have to seriously injure him to end the fight, will he stop if you are seriously injured, etc.

Where are you picking fights, Migueli???? :-)

1 threat=Dim mak, IMO

What about a gateway to hell? You could be fighting and suddenly roll into the gateway to the underworld.

"Crazy girlfriend with straight razor. "

LOL, oddly enough my cousin's ex was looney and tried to hack him up with a meat cleaver.

"Accidently killing your opponent when he falls and hits his head. "

This actually happened to a guy I knew. Some dude was kicking the shit out of his gf and he stepped in between and told him to stop. The dude punched him once in the face and he fell back and hit a picnic table at the base of his skull. Dead.

27) Muta's green mist to the eyes

28) Muta's red mist to the eyes

29) salt to the eyes

30) sand to the eyes

31) talcum powder to the eyes

32) eye gouging with thumb / knuckle / etc.

33) Frank Dux

34) Dim Mak

35) George Dillman

36) crane kick

37) falling in a swimming pool and drowning

38) getting your foot caught up in a sewer grate, falling off balance, and breaking your ankle

39) aliens from the planet Zethajajbazbaxaazaaaar

Four year old children that bite.

Spiders

The monster under your bed decided to take up shop under the dumpster near where you fell down into guard.

Pregnant women that have had nothing to eat for a while.

Robert Deniro on a bad day.

Three toed tree sloths.

crazy guy who car jacked Vanderlai

I was picturing sharing one of them booths with the Wisconsin guys like we do, but a fight breaks out - you know?

"Four year old children that bite."

Absolutely viscious, imo. Those little fuckers have really sharp teeth, too.

AIDS

mosquito bites

The Undertaker does a run-in gets to chokeslamin'

Kathy long and Bill "Superfoot" wallace

Will and Grace reruns at 11pm!