40) piledriver on cement / asphalt
41) DDT on cement / asphalt
42) getting super-plexed off the hood of a car
43) 'roid rage
44) falling in the ocean and drowning (only if fighting on a pier)
45) getting your foot caught up in between planks on a pier, falling off balance, and breaking your ankle
46) Steven Seagal
47) stray bengal tigers
48) stray saber-tooth tigers
49) getting your foot caught up in a bear trap, falling off balance, and breaking your ankle
50) falling into a bath-tub and drowning to death
51) getting your foot caught up in a bathtub drain, falling off balance, and breaking your ankle.
52) spontaneous human combustion (either party)
53) lost wages
54) zombies
55) vampires
56) The undead
57) giant snails with laser cannons
58) getting your foot caught up in a stray gill net, falling off balance, and breaking your ankle.
Police, Jail.
59) getting your foot caught in your opponents anus, falling off balance, breaking your ankle
Paper cuts from manilla envelopes. Particularly on the tongue or groin region.
Getting kneed in tha taint. That shit hurts.
60) parents
61) teachers
62) super heroes
My fist will be the terrorist's dirty bombs. Fucking cowards they are!! God bless AMERICA!!
i cant fight. my hands are registered as deadly weapons. you have to do that when you get a black belt, you know?
"i cant fight. my hands are registered as deadly weapons. you have to do that when you get a black belt, you know? "
thats true, but its still not as dangerous as the Will & Grace reruns...
...oh who am I kidding, that Jack just cracks me up....(hangs head in shame)
C.H.U.D.'s
"List of streetfight dangers!
(64)[1280] By andre - 1 2 3 4 "
Running into me you buncha faggots. :-)
Never knowing if that old balding guy is actually a crosstrained Kenpo fighter.
Gary Hughes
pulling guard onto a fire hydrant
63) sunburn
64) falling into a water fountain and drowning to death
65) falling into a river and being eaten alive by giant catfish (only if fighting on a bridge)
66) falling through a plate glass window and getting cut to ribbons
67) rolling into the street while fighting and being run over by a cement truck
68) being caught on camera while fighting, and having the highlights of you getting your ass kicked posted on the internet and linked from the UG/OG for the world to see.
69) north-south position
70) fireants
Hey Gary, can you piss that Island entertainment thing off?
Cheers mate.