ChatGPT up in this mug
Khabib is 10-15lbs heavier than Colby (walk around)
Colby puts on a 5 rd clinic
You’re literally named after me because you lost a soul bet to after betting against Islam, Khabib’s beat up guy in the gym
Slap yourself
Even though Jack Merridon’t, I’ll merrily
Take the star right off the top of this kid’s Christmas tree/
I’m confounded that you haven’t found a way to make sense
But take insults worse than a teenager on date six/
Learn how to spell ‘faggot’ considering you are one
Author of the worst threads on the underground,
bar none/
Don’t worry this is just part one
What was the original bet that he lost.
And how long does he have to have the username for
If I had to take the Merridew name, I’d burn myself to living death
You know exactly who I am bitch
I’m the leader of the fuck Dagestan/their people and their fucking religion and backward ways
Welcome back Jacky boy. Don’t ever leave us again
Enough khabib talk. He’s the LW GOAT. But there’s some exciting fighters coming out of Dagestan ready to make names for themselves as well
Umar & Usman. We all know what they’re about but even the casuals will be knowing them soon enough
Ikram Aliskerov had an awesome KO win at 288 and then called out Bo Nickal, who famously said he’s better than the Dagestanian wrestling. That fight needs to happen in the future if they both keep winning
135 has 2 nurmagomedovs
Umar ranked 11, and Said 15
Dana should make them fight,
Don’t wanna fight?, Here are your papers, go to bellator
This was “Father’s Plan”
To get all his boys in the tub so he could molest all of them after a long hard workout
These 2 mf’ers could end up being champ at the same time. Along with Usman in Bellator
It’s like Khabib’s GOAT gene is so strong, it blesses everyone around him.
Iron sharpens Iron.