So, watching Fox Sports and they're airing this "Science of Sports" show. Todays topic is about the physiological effects of being hit in the balls. Turns out the test-subjects heartrate redlined at 185+ bpm. His arteries constricted and his adrenaline overloaded. Dude was paralyzed. A hard nut shot shuts down the system.
Most guys have been hit in the nuts at some point or another...and you pretty much know it would be better to be punched in the face. I had an experience playing racquetball, for instance, that I've tried to forget for almost 20 years.
This got me thinking...
Are human males the only animals who are so affected by a nut shot? Why dont we see lions, chimps, dogs, and bears more afraid of getting hit in the testes? They have almost no protection, especially since they dont wear pants.
If you were getting mauled by a bear, could you punch him in the balls? Would that stop him the way it would stop me if I got punched in the balls?
I've used the nut shot in a street fight when I was younger. I punched the guy in the nuts and he went down screaming my balls, my balls, my fucking balls. I got up and walked home after that. That was the end of that.
When I was a kid my brother and I saw this pig with balls so big they literally almost touched the ground. Well he shot the pig in the balls with a bb gun and the pig went crazy it definitely hurt him but didn't stop him. Hope that helps...
i speak a little "moo." and if i remember correctly from Moo 101 at the University, i think i did hear this:
"MY BALLS! OH MY F-F-F-UCKIN BALLS! NOOOO!!! AHHHH!!! OH GOD!!!! FUCK!!!! KILL ME NOWWWWW!!! F-F-F-U-U-U-C-C-C-K-K-K!!! OH JEEEEBUS HELP ME!!!! MOMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!..."
Calf was not "running off"...more walking best it could after being castrated. Can't blame him, he just wanted to get away from those honky nut fondling bastards
