The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

Tank on female fighters / Rousey.

Not long before Tank “blew a gasket”

Tank is the perfect mix of intelligence, humour and sociopathy.

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I wish his podcast/show he had back in the day would have ran longer but he was just a hardcore drunk in those days.

Likely couldn’t commit too the schedule.

Him telling the story about how he had to shit and stopped in at this random little restaurant and just completely wrote the bathroom off was hilarious.

Talking about how all these grapes he had prior to walking to the bar just tripped up his guts and made him have to make this emergency stop and drop a shit that “looked like a skunk” or something was so hilarious

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Lol holy shit.

The gravitational pull of his melon sucked that mic right in.

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Yeah, I’d agree.

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LOLLLL

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He just can’t help it.

Gotta love Tito. He’s the gift that keeps giving.

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Maybe his head is just so big that it kind of has it’s own mini gravitational pull

Would like to test that

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You stole my comment!

Its cool though

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I think he he ordered girly drinks just for the purpose of starting a bar fight.

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Pssst look like 4 posts above.

Beat ya too it lol.

Still fucking priceless though.

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LOL

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I was hoping he would say blue colored man.

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i wanna give the future of my children a great future

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Tito is the definition of the uneducated nitwit who gets all of his information from Social Media and memes…and then can’t articulate 100% accurately what he read

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I love how he blames other people for “destroying him” while he was on the HC city council

It’s because you were a fucking idiot who had no idea what you were doing.

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“What do you think?”

Clearly this guy hadn’t done his research.