The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

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Tito Ortiz is fighting in the fall in April

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"Bulgarium" — Tito Ortiz

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"Nose to the clean stone" — Tito Ortiz

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Does Tito Ortiz watch the news?

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Tito Ortiz and Brendan Schaub have an awkward moment

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Tito Ortiz thinks the US is 800-900 years old

[mindless_optimism]

this thread is cringing me out. I’d be fucking mortified if I had just one of these videos showing me up. incredible how many instances he has racked up. borderline one per interview.

also, i would be fascinated to know if anyone disputes the following sentence: Tito’s political beliefs literally go no further than saying he’s an America, that he’s proud to be American and hopes to make the country great again.

anything else at all in politics is a complete enigma to the man, taking the form of an unexplainable mystery in his mind.

[Chimonos_Revenge]

Hey Pal, hes not a sell out, he’s an American!

Also, no one has immigrated to the United States in 8-900 years

[NiteProwleR]

@I_Just_Saw_Swinging

Oh shit, there’s more. I’m crying over here lol

Jesus, how did he not lop a few fingers off?

[NiteProwleR]

@Thrill_Hammer

I love Tito. One of my favorites to watch. I met him with my brother at 2 Bellator events. We talked to him at the first one for probably like 20 minutes. He was wearing a purple suit. As we are talking Mayhem comes by and goes, “Whats up Tito? You Big headed bitch.” Mayhem was just being Mayhem and was joking. Tito goes, “I’ll show you a faggot bro?” and started laughing. Me and my brother were like he didnt say faggot.

When we saw him the next time he was wearing the same suit. We start bullshitting again and he remembered talking to us before. We are all kind of fucking around and my bro goes, “Tito, same suit as last time man. What gives.” He goes, “More suits means I make more money. And when I have more money more people want it.” I was like “Neat.” I love Tito.

Lol, you teaching him proper grammar in juan of your classes Billy Madison style would be amazing.

[Mustard_Tiger]

@Six_Demon_Bag

Tito is awesome

Dude is legit, would love to meet him someday and shake hands

Tito would tell you how nice it is to meet him.

[solidsnake]

and remember to eat your fibers.

[Thrill_Hammer]

Excellent

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 1): Tito gets sworn in

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 2): Tito tries appointing the same person to two commissions

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 3): Tito bickers with fellow council member Dan Kalmick

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 4): Tito seconds a motion and then votes against it

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 5): Tito gets trolled by Chad and JT

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 6): Tito announces an upcoming Easter egg hunt for Thanksgiving

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Politician Tito Ortiz (Part 7): Tito reports on the maintenance of bridges