The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

Put your mouth where your words are.

Fucking hahahaha

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Not that it means anything or can necessarily be verifiable, but one of those Celebrity IQ sites that has really smart celebs iqs listed, like Tommy Lee Jones and Geena Davis, has Tito listed as a 90.

I was thinking about this.

He’s a legend in MMA. He put on electrifying fights in his prime and was polarizing…you either loved Tito or you hated him. MMA was definitely better with Tito.
Maybe, and just maybe…not being very bright was an asset to his fighting career. He could train and fight like a dog, without mentally breaking…because there wasn’t much upstairs to break in the first place.

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Thats what made him good :smile: and probably Gods given retards strength

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jesus

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Tito is awesome

Dude is legit, would love to meet him someday and shake hands

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I love it when he works out more days/hours than possible in a week/day…That is the type of hype I like

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I love that one as well

He corrects the correct boring response and makes it incorrect and funny

Comedic Genius

Gold on the mic
Affliction had it right

Nobody calls him out because he is a big ass mofo with a ton of energy and they are 100% baffled he can muff his words so badly…people are simply in awe of his conviction to the incorrect and nonsensical

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If Tito did a comedy special I gaurentee it would be funnier than Schaub’s

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Hahah I was just about to post this

Great minds :grin:

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