Damn. You got the shorts too? You’re the real deal. You should wear them to Planet Fitness, blast Limp Bizkit in your headphones and bounce around mean-mugging people who are hogging equipment.
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holy shit, lock the thread. top-level UG advice, don’t let other posts dilute this. lock the thread so everycunt can learn from this excellent advice. no more words required.
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Lol
Haven’t heard this one before. Put your mouth where your words are
He’s just totally fucking clueless. There was a saying in there somewhere he just couldn’t wrap his brain around it.
dude you realise he’s an Aquarius? he might come and arrest you, son.
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I almost died laughing reading this thread…i was laughing so much i began to cry then i scrolled down and saw that video with Chuck Lidell and i almost fainted…
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is the woman looking at him completely charmed? or was she trying not to laugh?
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lol. That is awesome. Get Tito in a horror movie ASAP.
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Just don’t give him any lines
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Of course not. Just let him improv the whole time.
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So a good comedy movie then
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that’s quite scary to be fair
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He’d be great in a Rob Zombie movie with that costume. Rob’s movies don’t require acting skill so even better.
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Or directing skill
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Im wearing them right now.
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I always knew you were flaming
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I mean when you’re hot, you’re hot.
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