The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

He’s got a 45 (IQ).

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Game Show Genius GIF by ABC Network

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he probably just lost it

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My first thoughts…

“I wasnt trusting the banks at that time”

Probably had 400k in a duffelbag in his closet like a real genius

Its hard to trust anything when you arent smart enough to understand how anything works

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Yeah hes so full of shit

The “Venezuelan gangs” didn’t rob anyone for a month because they knew Tito was driving around with a 45 in his lap.

Dude would be the easiest headshot in the history of head shots in a gunfight

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titodance

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There it is. LOL.

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Probably one of the best Tito Ortiz related quotes in UG history!

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agreed

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Tito Circa 1985 - Huntington Beach Pop Warner Football Recreation League

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His face is actually really creepy in that video with Chael.

was this when he was married to Jenna Jameson? That’s probably wher ethe money went

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TIto is pure entertainment when it boils right down to it

He was a legendary pioneer in the UFC
But, outside the ring he’s unintentional comedy gold

He’s so dumb it’s painful, but like a train wreck, you just have to watch

I mean, he makes Chuck look like a Rhodes Scholar

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agreed, complete with mortar board and gown

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Figure It Out What GIF by CBC

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