The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

And another LOL at the interviewer

Tito “This is literally a uhh…marcus…manifold…”

Interviewer “yup!”

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He really is the dumbest motherfucker. Dana is right about that.

“Makes oscar de la hoya look like Elon Musk” lol

I think being rock dumb helps in the fighting game though

He knew they begin with M. It’s about the closest he got to it.

Busting on his balls clip, Tito doubles down and blames the woke stuff

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@I_Just_Saw_Swinging

Tito has the onion crying.

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i was waiting for him to lose a finger
well, he bled, anyway…

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There’s also one where he tries to appoint the same person to several full time positions.

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tito used to bust all over riccos balls

the huntington beach ball boy

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I was just thinking… We should setup Tito with Jessica Simpson.

They would be soul mates.

We could make it a reality show. Fun for the whole family

That backside boy faggot looked at her like she was retarded.

Tito would have said chicken of the sea what you have is babe

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Hahahahahahaha

“We busted on his balls”

Gift that keeps giving

I just cannot watch that. I cringe so bad I shut my eyes.

How the fuck can you even CONCEIVE of cutting an onion like that. The technique is so bad it is very possibly illegal. If it’s not, it fucking should be.

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Jacob

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Lol at that gif

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It’s one of my p4p favourite GIFs eva

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How can Tito continue to deliver these one liners.

“My kids are my children.”

“I’m a one man girl.”

Tito is the only man that can make an onion cry.

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