The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

He was probably the mastermind behind the Big Mac Taco. The new guy they hired will have big shoes to fill, but he’s ready to go next level with his “Chicken McNugget Menudo”.

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Sounds like they use yellow cheese like GREENGOES

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Can you really call it a Taco if it’s served on a Hamburger bun?

Just because you sprinkle some chili-lime on it doesn’t make it a mexican dish

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Mexican food sucks anyway

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Preaching the USA on it’s Independence Day while drinking a foreign beer behind the wheel.

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thats not DUI material in florida?

It’s Florida, I just assume everyone is operating on something

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lol at the Marcus Manifold

That’s about right

Tito is one of those guys that will repeat that kind of stuff, but would be 100% unable to explain what any of it actually means

He’s been conditioned to know those terms are “bad for America” but would never be able to articulate what they are, and what they mean, or how they are bad for America

“they are letting the socialism in” like a draft on a cold night, I presume? Meanwhile, he cheated unemployment funding for Covid. you can’t make that up.

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Michelle Obama Omg GIF by GIPHY News

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I don’t like getting diarrhoea

When I lived in Houston I tried lots of mexican cuisine and every single time I had the squirts.
One time was the worst ever in a gas station, and when I flushed the water/diarrhoea started rising, so I flushed again till it started spilling over.

I never went to that gas station again rip, ppl who have to shit in gas stations have the worst shits imaginable

I eat Mexican food all the time…the 4am shits are worth it

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Usually because normal people would never shit in a gas station unless they absolutely are having an emergency…and emergency shits are the ones the destroy a bathroom

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Haha I had a similiar situation I destroyed a gas station bathroom a few weeks back. Just like you guys said it was an emergency and it was destructive.

No flushing, water level rising… and the worst part I didn’t even get gas or buy anything there, felt bad just hit and ran. Not my finest moment but hey what can you do lol

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wisdom

lol @ destructive

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giphy
rhino-pooping

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good postings

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Marcus manifold LOL

You can literally see his brain working and trying to get the correct words out, but unfortunately they’re not there

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