Opening that jar that way is actually smart. Tito clearly lacks in some areas, but it appears he does have some advantages of less cognitive trade off.
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My 4 year old daughter opened her fruit pouch the other day by spinning the bottom and holding the top like Tito…. I immediately thought of this thread and cancelled her college fund. There’s no hope for her, it’s like the new IQ test.
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That’s about the exact face I made!!! Poor girl, “why is dad looking at me like that???”
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Tito even has the video game character wanting to him.
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When l was 18 l was a slaughterman in a meatworks on the mutton floor.
I ran my knife from the groin down to the chest to start skinning it…l went too far and stabbed/cut through my apron into the middle of my thigh…cut was about an inch long and half an inch deep. I could see fat tissue.
I freaked out and went to my old hard ass foreman to see if l could go to the nurse.
He takes one look and says,
“l have a bigger cut in the eye on my cock,get back to work.”
Sheepishly l went back to work lol.
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Well said Tito
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“Chuck, is my name Tito.”
Tito Ortiz
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that was good
Forgot all about that press conference. Tito did a good job and that was a great fight card.
Tito described my only ambition, powerful stuff <3
I’m fine with remaining nameless though.
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“Tito Ortiz Explains” should be the name of a comedy youtube channel
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Ive seen this clip so many times. I know its not the answer to the question asked, but i like his answer.
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3 days a week he has an IQ of 45, 2 days a week he has an IQ of 56, 5 days a week he has an IQ of 32 and 27, 3 days a week he is an old mature, 4 days a week he can’t find his way home, 5 days a week he is a Leo capricorn, 9 days a week the fire departement has to come and cut his head free from the doorway to his home, 4 days a week he outlives his kids, 100%.
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“Monday, Wednesday and Tuesday I have an IQ of 45. Saturday with Thursday and Sunday and Thursday I have an IQ of 35 because I am tired from training so my total IQ for one week all six days is 225.”
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One of my fav Tito clips. Short and sweet.
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Some would correlate a big head with being smart and being able to take a shot.
He can do neither.
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“Tito Ortiz Explains”
See? That needs to be a parody account
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