The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

I am not sure God is that generous.

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Tito Ortiz explains the history of Mumbai Indiana

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“Tito Ortiz: Geopolitics Explained”

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Tito Ortiz Explains how to second a motion, and then vote against it.

The greatest mayor pro tem of the night

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Tito Ortiz: The history of the Arab-Judeo divide and how we can solve it

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Tito Ortiz explains banks

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Speaking of heads. That reminds me of a clip that perfectly sums Tito up. This clip shows the unintentional comedy in Tito’s stupidity. While trying to label someone else as handicapped he shows that he is in fact mentally handicapped.

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Matt Hamill is deaf and he still sounds smarter when he talks than Tito does

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Yup.

I have floated this idea before and I hope the grand master is watching this thread. There needs to be a show, maybe half-scripted and half-improv starring Laranja and Tito. Just imagine the Titoisms that would spawn while Renato runs circles around him.

That or a podcast series hosted by Tito where he debates scientists, political commentators etc etc. Could you imagine Tito Vs Shaub in a real debate?

This is the stuff I jerk off to.

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Tito Ortiz - a deep dive on 16th century European agricultural reform

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Tito Ortiz explains what the pyramids are really used for

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Tito Ortiz - what Nietzsche means to me

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ChatGPTito

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Tito with his deadbeat Dad

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heard his hall of fame induction speech recently
he actually sounded like a normal human

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Matt Hamill wasted his career and should have gone to train at Xtreme or ATT.

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The UFC sent him a cease and “assist”

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Tito Ortiz explains words

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Tito Ortiz: A phonological study of the Balto-Slavic subdivision of the Indo-European languages

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