The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

We’re such bad people.

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Well, that’s no fun.

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I used to throw jokes like this out there all time here. They tend to go unapreciated. But I see you.

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Hes got some big words to fill those shoes

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If Tito was my kid, I would get on heroin too.

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Christ, that was just sssssoooooo wrong.

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Tito should record more of his life and put it on his channel. He’s a comedian and doesn’t know it.

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So his current wife is an ex ring girl, right? I was just watching one of his videos where he was mumbling a bunch of word salad that didn’t make any sense and she’s just standing there smiling and nodding like every word he said is genius

Then I remembered, he said that they were going to homeschool their kids. Good Lord

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He doesn’t want his kids to be indoctored by the cistern.

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Theyre going to grow up thinking the five greatest “bands” of all time are
Korn
Limp Bizkit
Dr Dre
Eminem
Snoop

If you ever wonder how people grow up with horrible taste in music, this is how

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Well they are

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He seems much better in press conferences. If he knows theres a camera his voice starts cracking and its game over.

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It’s called stage flight. We all get it.

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Well…I have a moderate respect/nostalgia for one of them…even though I don’t actually listen to them. :rofl:

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outside of KORN, they all have their merits.

2001 is an all time great album. And Fred Durst has aged really gracefully.

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You’re taking the piss i hope

Because none of that is remotely accurate :slight_smile:

Fast and the Furious is a top 5 movie of all time too

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lol who doesn’t like 2001? not even a rap fan, but there are a couple classics on there that almost everyone seems to like.

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Yeah, top tier poetry
Real wordsmiths

I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your

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What music genre are you into?

A little bit of everything as long as it’s not modern bro country or screaming nonsense metal
That era in the early 2000s put out a lot of horrible fucking music though

As a background, I’ve also played guitar for over 30 years

At my core I’m probably a classic rock blues enthusiast, but there’s lots of shit I like