The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

or maybe its “evolution”
no holds barred by clyde gentry ?

Rings a bell.

https://www.amazon.com/No-Holds-Barred-Evolution-Misunderstood/dp/0971147906
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Ultimate Fighting and the Martial Arts Revolution by Clyde Gentry

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I can’t stop laughing at this clip.

Tito attends a literal mic drop and fails.

https://x.com/fullcontactmtwf/status/1787061548793598134?s=46

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Need Tank to ask Clint how come this chick fooked him up so easily in Play Misty for Me.


https://www.google.com/search?q=play+misty+gor.me&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=vclbx

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That’s the one.

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woulda been cooler if it knocked him out

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“I knew he was a slippery fish”

Lollll Tank going in on Tito is always hilarious.

He does it every podcast he is on he just can’t help himself.

Tank on female fighters / Rousey.

Not long before Tank “blew a gasket”

Tank is the perfect mix of intelligence, humour and sociopathy.

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I wish his podcast/show he had back in the day would have ran longer but he was just a hardcore drunk in those days.

Likely couldn’t commit too the schedule.

Him telling the story about how he had to shit and stopped in at this random little restaurant and just completely wrote the bathroom off was hilarious.

Talking about how all these grapes he had prior to walking to the bar just tripped up his guts and made him have to make this emergency stop and drop a shit that “looked like a skunk” or something was so hilarious

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Lol holy shit.

The gravitational pull of his melon sucked that mic right in.

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Yeah, I’d agree.

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LOLLLL

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He just can’t help it.

Gotta love Tito. He’s the gift that keeps giving.

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Maybe his head is just so big that it kind of has it’s own mini gravitational pull

Would like to test that

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You stole my comment!

Its cool though

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I think he he ordered girly drinks just for the purpose of starting a bar fight.

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