The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

Instead of turning off the burner he puts the pot onto another lit burner.

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Lol best part is the guy recording going “we fall” all amped up on Titos patriotism.

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to be fair, he did well not to name himself twice or more

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How can he continue to deliver???

You know his handler went over that line with him a couple hundred times.

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Another great Episode of “Tito Ortiz Explains!”

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Tito’s an idiot

India may not have a lot of racism, but they have very severe classism

And it’s one of the biggest rapey rape cultures on the planet

Probably leads the world in scammers too

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Tito. Could you please spell India?

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He thought we were talking about Indiana

It’s where Mumbai is

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There no way to know for sure if he is referring to people from the country of India, people from the state of Indiana or American Indians.

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Mumbai is in California, dummy.

My bad - Mumbai is in Las Vegas.

yeah, but Las Vegas in in California
Check mate dummies

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That look on Chuck’s face is my favourite thing, ever.

Las Vegas, California - the country where they speak Portuguese.

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Jay record was 16-4-5???

Hmmmm he retired with zero NC/DQ/Draws so, that’s interesting

The thick plottens.

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