Also, he’s a fuckin’ moron.
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I still love tito.
Hes like the first girl that gave you a hand job in 8th grade.
Not hot, and the hand job you would later discover was really just ok. But it was still the first and from a girl so you still love her
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Yep. Instead of turning and running , I would have just been all SLIP… SLIP… BOOM! SLIP… SLIP… BOOM!
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I gotta say, the tito mucrophone to head toss, might be the most tito ortiz thing that tito ortiz has ever tito ortiz’d
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Bapa wishes he could be so redacted to pull that off
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Give it three weeks he will say
“Lizzen B. I wss doing cawlmendary at games breed bapa. I announced a winger and dossed the myg. Hid ne in the head daaaaafdddyyy. Now i got CT.”
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That woodint even be a hilite in my boog
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Perfect lol
Don’t forget this moment.
His lady laughing at him lollll you know she gets tons of laughs out of Tito mishaps
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FTFY.
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She is the perfect partner for him. “It is supposed to be hot, it is boiling.” Tito’s Handler
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Tito Orteased lol
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I agree with Tito
I’m skeptical he wrote that Tweet.
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LOL true.
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Aaron Lewis for President.
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