The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

[mindless_optimism]

someone brave enough to train and fight told you?

[mindless_optimism]

Tito scoffs at the need for these excuses, in a dominating fashion.

[BoydBucky]

“So Tonight we are cooking Hotdogs”

[check_hook]

Shut up bitch

[oranos]

Wait this dude lives in a hotel? Why is his front door and kitchen within a 10 sqft area?

[Thrill_Hammer]

Legit funny

[mindless_optimism]

haha

[willis007]

Respect to Tito but man, my head hurts just listening to him talk.

[Chimonos_Revenge]

I think the best video is the one where he says Chuck can’t form a complete sentence, and then immediately goes on a bumbling, nonsensical, Grapes, Wine, Cheese, Violin attempt at trash talk lol and…can’t form a coherent sentence. It’s like his brain knows those words are involved in trash talk (world’s smallest violin, sour grapes, have some cheese with your whine, etc) but his brain doesn’t allow him to form those words into the actual digs.

Classic

[solidsnake]

Tito is huge in person. Him and Ryan Bader were just giant people when I met them at MGM.

Tito is the best though because he stays in shape and occasionally sons an old fighter in the legends division. Agree that he was the first fighter to ask for more money and Dana wanted him out of there. I remember hearing an interview from Frank Shamrock that he had all of the major belts/titles, but wasn’t making any real money.

[Chimonos_Revenge]

I’ve seen him in person, at the first UFC event in Boston.

He had an entourage that escorted him through the crowd. Titos head stood out above them all, lol

I also stood directly behind Martin Kampmann in the beer line lol, getting his own beer.

[solidsnake]

Haha! I saw a Gordon Biersch restaurant in the Detroit airport recently and yelled, WAR TITO!

[HillboFrateTrane]

Fuck you tank abbot

[solidsnake]

[Nickelback_is_my_jam.._AMA]

@ajjr0ller

@Thrill_Hammer

We are all kind of fucking around and my bro goes, “Tito, same suit as last time man. What gives.” He goes, “More suits means I make more money. And when I have more money more people want it.” I was like “Neat.” I love Tito.

This one almost makes sense to me. Like what he’s trying to say is that if he buys lots of suits it gives the appearance to others that he’s making more money than they had previously assumed. And if everyone starts thinking he’s loaded then they’ll start asking him to give them money too.

Tito seems like a guy that is good at internalizing the meaning of what people are telling him, but he never actually listens to how any of those messages are constructed so he fucks up every time he tries to explain it to other people lol. Great story btw.

Kinda like how Tim the Toolman Taylor would always fuck up whatever sage proverb or quote his neighbour would give him.

[Nickelback_is_my_jam.._AMA]

Tito just seems like a really nice guy. Wish that guy nothing but the best in life.

[Chimonos_Revenge]

He does seem like a nice guy, and he’s a legend of MMA.
He’s also an idiot.

All of this is true.

[Thrill_Hammer]

Tito rules. In my top 5 I have him at solid 3 behind Chael and Brock.

Great guy, actually meddum.

[ranier_wolfcastle]

back when he used to post here, he didnt like 1 of my comments
he said “next time i see u, i’ll show u what 5 fingers said to the face”
i was thinking “next time?” its not like we’ve ever met

[BoydBucky]

FUTA1 -tito comments on the UG