My name is Dylan. I have been a UFC fan for years and has watched every move your organization has made. From Dana and the Fertitta brothers, the fighters, and all the way down to the fans, I have nothing but good things to say about the MMA world. First of all, I want to thank you for the many free fights and how you treat your fighters so they do not have to fight on an empty stomach. Secondly, I would like to be part of the Zuffa world. I am 19 years old, in community college, and from New Jersey. I do not have much career experience but what I do offer is to bust my ass for whatever it is I was assigned to do. I have been working 50+ hour weeks for years now and have yet to dissapoint an employer. I am at a cross-roads in my life where I am not sure which direction to take. I may find myself in the Coast Guard within the next few years if I do not have a stable career within reach. Should you and your team decide to bring me aboard, I will never say no to a task or assignement. Asside from school and work, Zuffa is essentially my life currently and it would be a blessing to be part of what you guys do. Please take this into serious consideration. You can message me if you should feel I deserve to be given a chance. Thank you for your time- Dylan.
Thank You
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are you listed as kanyeisagayfish on your resume too?
jk, good luck.
Dana could hire a hot blond chick for cheaper. Just sayin. If this did work, you'll see my heart felt message up very soon after :)
Shane please help me out!! We can hangout and I can be your security guard or something. However im only 5'7 so that would be a little awkward. But i dont careee
I dont requre much pay. I have been working for practically scraps for years so you can only really go up. Beggers cant be choosers.
Im not asking for handouts. Im asking for a chance to be part of a company. However limited my position may be, im confident enough in my work ethic that I will rise through the ranks just as I would any other company. I just want to be part of this one.
Look, if you can make a post on the underground that's a wall of text and get DFW to read it and give you a job, you can do anything.
Keep shooting for the stars Dylan.
I dont really know how to use twitter, but I tried there too.
Justinmacd - I hate this shit.
Dana is expected to help every single person in the world? Work hard, get an education (please don't major in arts.. Finance/Accounting/Engineering/Science please), get relevant work experience, and try to make it like the rest of us.
Grumbidy grumbidy groo I hate christmas and orphans too!
Hey Dana help me out to. I spend a lot of time on the UG, live in parents basement, girlfriends nickname for me is cheeto eating mouth breather, if you want me to fight that can be my fight nickname.
I've never worked a day in my life (unless professional UFC Undisputed counts as a job). Help me out Chief I will not disappoint. 
Kanyeisagayfish - ... I have nothing but good things to say about the MMA world...Even non-zuffa owned organisations/fighters? I don't think you'd fit in.
I joke of course, best of luck.
MisQ x - Hey Dana help me out to. I spend a lot of time on the UG, live in parents basement, girlfriends nickname for me is cheeto eating mouth breather, if you want me to fight that can be my fight nickname.<br><br>I've never worked a day in my life (unless professional UFC Undisputed counts as a job). Help me out Chief I will not disappoint. <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
This kid's a liar.
He doesnt have a girlfriend.
Is that anyway to talk to a fellow coworker? I have as much of a chance of getting hired as you, but I Trane UFC so I may be in better spot.
TS, can you buy a blue name so I can PM you?
Cindy
Dylan, to be honest, stay in school, go into either business or communications, and then apply for every internship program that the UFC posts. These are non paying positions, but if you want to show you are serious, this is probably your best avenue. Use student loans to finance your non paying internship....save money now.
Yeah Ill try to figure this out hold on...