Long time ago I realized I now gave away more stuff than I got at Xmas, which kind of sucks. So every year, day after Xmas day, I buy something for me. To maybe get something for you, use the Add to Wishlist in the UG Store for up to $150, and show it to a your super model girlfriend, the celebrity trainer who helped you sculpt those 20" pythons, or anyone else who understands that instruments of violence make the perfect holiday gift.
Hopefully they get it for you. If they don't, we're adding a little something to this season's contest. As you all know, first prize is your UG Store Wish List, free. Anybody want to know second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives.* Third prize is you're banned.
To enter the contest, post in this thread with:
1. An improved Jingle Bells, with a UG, OG, or MMA theme, along with ...
2. The URL of your UG Store Wish List. To get the url of your UG Store Wish List, browse the UG Store and use the Add to Wish List button, then click “Send Wish List” from the Wish List display page and copy & paste the Wish List url, under option 1, into this thread.
Decision on who wins will be determined by an expert panel on 12/26. If you like the choice, it was me. If the ones picked piss you off, that was Chris.
Jingle Bells Lyrics
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
blah blah blah
etc
FRAT
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*Actually, 2nd Prize is you get your UG Store Wish List free.
**Actually, 3rd prize is you're banned. Unless the lyrics are really funny, in which case you get your UG Store Wish List free, too.
**No doesn't have to be the whole thing, one verse is fine.
Runs to write Jingle Bells UG song
" Third prize is you're banned.**"
Bah Humbug! lol
loading up your friends
yes they have to pay
through the city we go
yelling all the way
Affliction shirts are on
our hair is done up right
What fun it is to watch and scream
a bloody fight tonightOh, MMA, MMA
I'm a hardcore fan
What fun it is to scream JUST BLEED
as buffer starts to sway, HEY
MMA, MMA
I'm a hardcore fan
http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&wishlist=8eda6a48-1d09-6bfc-e553-f47520e6e1f8
Mine sort of sucks, but its Monday morning (for me)
You can't expect too much.
Nothing will beat last years "Edith the Horsefaced RingGirl"
Dashing to the show
BLAF is almost late
through the crowd he goes
smiling all the way
Rogan's by the cage
higher than a kite
oh what fun its gonna be
when BJ fights tonight
Jingle Bells Diego Yells
YES! All fucking day
Oh what fun it was to laugh
when BJ made him pay!
Jingle bells Diego yells
YES! All fucking day
Oh what fun it was to laugh
when BJ made him pay!
wishlist: http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&wishlist=8eeff452-1d09-6bfc-e582-7b00e8751ef6
Every day online
I come to read the news
But every time I arrive its full of trolls and noobs
I just want to converse
with pleasant honesty
But then OMA goes and kills another celebrity
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
Train Judo keeps reaching
For another schtick
I wish he would just keep butt flopping
and stop being such a dick
Now that HR's gone
The UG thinks they won the fight
But the only reason anything was done
Was because of Dana White.
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
Another UFC is done
Man that was a bore
I guess that I'll go online and get a 404
You say you're not a troll
and that you've lurked for years
But by your join date I can tell you're a sherdog queer
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
Kirik I hope your not mad
You know I only kid
I love this forum in every way
just for what it is
Now My song is done
I hope you liked the tune
I can't wait to see it on next months UG news.
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&wishlist=8eebf4f2-1d09-6bfc-e51d-c260332b4863
PTSandman - Nothing will beat last years "Edith the Horsefaced RingGirl"
Good news is, the winners circle is wide open :-)
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DWNOMERCY - Dashing to the show
Add wish list!
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iknowkungfu - Every day online
I come to read the news
But every time I arrive its full of trolls and noobs
That one definitely gets the Third Place prize :-)
BLAF in his Ferarri
No seatbelt on this day
to the fights he goes
Swearing all the way
Bells about to ring
Lights are shining bright
We're about to see
Who wants to be a fuckin' fighter tonight
Oh, BLAFS balls, BLAFS balls
The UG swing away
Oh, what fun it is to watch
The fights from Cageside
BLAFS balls, BLAFS balls
The UG swing away
Oh, what fun it is to watch
The fights from Cageside
A day or two ago
He made a VLog
Showing the UG
How with Brass knucks' he would flog them like a dog
The UFC's makin Bank
Fedor's fightin' cans
Strikeforce is gonna tank
And Affliction's no longer Banned!
Oh, BLAFS balls, BLAFS balls
The UG swing away
Oh, what fun it is to watch
The fights from Cageside
BLAFS balls, BLAFS balls
The UG swing away
Oh, what fun it is to watch
The fights from Cageside
http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&wishlist=8ef96a80-1d09-6bfc-e59b-c5c047b7c194
Merry Christmas everyone!
CHUCK LIDDELL (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
High on powdered snow
Some Nyquil™ and Bombay
On a late-night show
Conan or maybe Jay
Dancing with the Stars
Then drinks at Mandalay
Anna Trebunskaya,
Don't these frills make me look gay?
Oh, Chuck Liddell, Chuck Liddell
Makers made of hay
Oh how fun it is to fight at night and sleep all day.
Oh, Chuck Liddell, Lindland smells,
Rogan laid an egg ("and a ring girl")
Chuck paints his toes and still gets hos
He's a paradox soufflé.
key change for dramatic effect
dancing girls pour into the thread
Just three short years ago
Two legends would collide
Now Tito's been deforested
And Chuck was set aside.
But Dana Claus declared
A TUF11 holiday
So trim your 'hawks and outline chalks
And enjoy one more cliché.
Oh, Chuck Liddell, Chuck Liddell
My TIVO will not play
It filed a grievance after Nelson smothered Slice "all day"
Oh, Chuck Liddell, what the hell?
Repair TUF's disarray.
But pretty please. (dramatic pause)
Stay off of TMZ. (dramatic pause and cymbal clash)
We want a main event, OK??!!11?
orchestral flourish, while Rampage and Rashad tumble like court jesters through thread
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" Long time ago I realized I now gave away more stuff than I got at Xmas, which kind of sucks."
What you call the suck, others call the Spirit of Christmas :)
Crazy Zimmerman - " Long time ago I realized I now gave away more stuff than I got at Xmas, which kind of sucks."
What you call the suck, others call the Spirit of Christmas :)
Separated at birth?
LoL This is great!
This contest is mine to lose...
ttt for later
I do not envy the man who must pick the winner.
These are all winners. Good job guys.
"show it to a your super model girlfriend, the celebrity trainer who helped you sculpt those 20" pythons"
Kirik - A man who truly knows his audience
I'm a little bipolar, so I'm going to submit my Chuck Liddell song, above, but I'll leave this here for the hell of it.
DOUCHEBAG CHRISTMAS
Sitting at a bar
Watching UFC 9 1
Stuffed into some Hoelzer Reich,
pair of pit bulls on my guns.
Mean mug up the crowd,
It's a Coors Light rendezvous
I'm flexin' ill while Goldie Shills
Spit my game like Mauro do
Oh, "Single Leg!" "RNC!"
"Elbow, elbow, son!"
Hardcore fan with the orange tan
and a fist-pose number 1.
Say, "Pass that guard!" "Punch him hard!"
To the damsel at the rail.
Then I flash a wink, cannonball a drink
Like a sloppy Christian Bale.
Pushing in my stool,
I'm on pitcher number two
Expanding lats and push-arm tats,
To the restroom with my brew.
Cold leakin' wit the boyz
Talkin' Lesnar Dub' Dub' E
"Just listen pals, to my rationales."
"Shut your mouth, we're try'na pee."
Oh, "Single Leg!" "RNC!"
"Elbow, elbow, son!"
Hardcore fan with the orange tan
and a fist-pose number 1.
Oh, stutter walk, slurry talk
And leave the bar alone
I'm an untrained, cocky, poser fan,
But when I watch, I'm in the zone
-Jupes, semi-autobiographical
iknowkungfu - Every day onlineWinner winner chicken dinner.
I come to read the news
But every time I arrive its full of trolls and noobs
I just want to converse
with pleasant honesty
But then OMA goes and kills another celebrity
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
Train Judo keeps reaching
For another schtick
I wish he would just keep butt flopping
and stop being such a dick
Now that HR's gone
The UG thinks they won the fight
But the only reason anything was done
Was because of Dana White.
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
Another UFC is done
Man that was a bore
I guess that I'll go online and get a 404
You say you're not a troll
and that you've lurked for years
But by your join date I can tell you're a sherdog queer
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
Kirik I hope your not mad
You know I only kid
I love this forum in every way
just for what it is
Now My song is done
I hope you liked the tune
I can't wait to see it on next months UG news.
Oh MMA
Dot TV
Doesn't work for me
Everytime I type it in
it redirects me
Another Ad
Another Ad
right on top of my frame
Makes me wonder why I even pay for this blue name
http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&wishlist=8eebf4f2-1d09-6bfc-e51d-c260332b4863
Surfing through the web
Attention whoring all the way
Off to trane ufc I go
ROFLing all the way
Old School frames the way to go
While the trolls they troll away
What fun it is to lurk OG
Every single day
Oh MMA MMA
Clock chokes all the way
MMA MMA
What fun it is to roll with guys
Wait that sounds a little ghey
Kirik is the man
I think Chris might be gay
KKM’s should be banned
They’re all OMA anyways
Fedor is on a roll
Smashes chins in a display
Rogan busts a nut
Every time he sees BJ
Oh MMA MMA
Clock chokes all the way
MMA MMA
What fun it is to roll with guys
Wait that sounds a little ghey
Dana tried to fight
But Tito ran away
Brocks in a struggle for his life
Mir is crying everyday
Couture used to have a wife
Then he ran away
He seemed to have to some fight
Till Nog destroyed him that one day
Oh MMA MMA
Clock chokes all the way
MMA MMA
What fun it is to roll with guys
Wait that sounds a little ghey