holy crap ^^^^
Driving to the show
In a two seat cabriolet
O'er the bridge we go
Memphis all the way
Bell at cageside rings
Clay steps in to fight
What a suprise it was for him
when Ken "Turned out the lights"
Oh, jingle bells, tickets sell
fighting all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
And go watch some MMA
Jingle bells, Elbows Sail
Knockouts all the way
Oh, what fun it is watch
as Kenflo earns his pay
A day or two ago
Penn was looking fit
Sanchez screamed out YES
and then he ate a fist
BJ's hands were fast
Takedown defense was tough
Diego tried with all his might
But then he got (cut)_ up! :)
Oh, jingle bells, tickets sell
fighting all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
And go watch some MMA
Jingle bells, takedowns fail
Combos all the way
Oh, what fun it is watch
as BJ earns his pay
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MY GOD THESE SONGS!
Good luck to whomever has to judge. Wow.
Dashing through the bar
in my freshest tapout shirt
made it just in time
to see diego put on the hurt (yes yes yes)
but to my surprise
it wouldn't be his night
when bj's kick opened up his head
in the last round of the fight
Oh, bj penn, bj penn
why you got such skills?
please stop winning all the time
i have to pay my bills
bj penn, bj penn
now i'm on the run
a group of large italian men
are going to break my thumbs
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2 whole feet of meat
On a flaccid day
26 inch biceps
And bang new chicks each day
Bench 500 pounds
At least that's what they say
But half the fucks here on UG
Are retarded or gay
Oh UG sucks UG sucks
Especially OMA
This fucking place is full of waste
and full of closet gays
UG sucks UG sucks
At least that's what I say
But somehow I still find myself
Visiting this place each day.
Kirik is a nerd
Or so these fuckers say
But if they stood before his face
They'd shit then run away
Keyboard warrior fags
That call out Rogan's name
Then jerk off staring at their screen
When he mentions their name
But we've still got ten girls
That haven't run away
But still this place would RNC
That sherdog filth each day.
Oh fuck UG fuck OG
That's all I can say
But still my fat ass visits this place
every fucking day.
You can just pay me in the blood of ten young virgins when I win.
Excited for UFC
This one will be fun!
i put my whole paycheck
That the winner is Shogun!
Finally the bell rings
And I down my first beer
i watch as Shogun chop him down
With low kicks to be feared!
Oh, I'll be rich! i'll be rich!
Call my bookie now!
Oh, what fun it is to watch
As Machida gets chopped down!
i'll be rich, I'll be rich!
Just bought a TV!
Because it's almost guarenteed
A SHOGUN Victory!
Now we're in the last round
i've scored 3 rounds to 1
Everybody, DRINKS ON ME!
Because it's obvious shogun won!
Hooray! There goes the bell!
And Rua won that round too!
Karma's finally paying me back
For all the gambling that I do!
Oh, I'll be rich! i'll be rich!
WAIT, what'd he just say?!
Oh, you must be kidding me
Machida won unanimousl-ay?!
i'll be rich, I'll be rich!
At least that's what I thought!
Because if my bookie finds me
i know i'll be shot!
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Lurking through the threads
with a keyboard full of hate
Over the threads we go
Trollin all the way
Seeing people cry
Making people rage
Look how fun it is to rage
at all the trolls tonight.
Oh, UG forums, UG forums.
Trollin all the way.
Oh what fun it is to see
Forrest Griffin run away
HEY!
Oh, UG forums, UG forums.
Trollin all the way.
Oh what fun it is to see
Forrest Griffin run away
A few weeks ago
I thought I'd troll you guys
And soon as I posted
I was criticized.
I was sad and mad
When the people called me names.
I went into my bathroom
And hung myself hooray!
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Dashing through the Trolls
In a one post open thread
O'er the fields we go
Posting all the way!
Fails and tall tales Zing
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to read and laugh
A Trolling Fest Tonight!
Oh, Bring um Hell, Bring um Hell
Bring it all the way
Oh, what fun it is to Troll
In a one post open thread
Oh, Bring um Hell, Bring um Hell
Bring it all the way
Oh, what fun it is to Troll
Until my thread turns Gay
A day or two ago
I thought I'd fool a round
And soon as I said "Zuffa sucks"
Some fool voted me down
My post was true and frank
Mud-namers all agreed
I took it to the bank
And then my thread got freezed!
Oh, Bring um Hell, Bring um Hell
Bring it all the way
Oh, what fun it is to Troll
In a one post open thread
Oh, Bring um Hell, Bring um Hell
Bring it all the way
Oh, what fun it is to Troll
Until my thread turns Gay
(repeat)
Hello KKM,
I'm oh so glad you're here
But paragraph that sorry post
Or I'll skin you like a deer
KKM, KKM,
Your edit came too late
I've used up all my votey downs
Enjoy the tasteful rape.
Too much read....Head hurt...
MAKE YOUTUBE VID OF SONG YOU WROTE = WIN! WIN! WIN!
*done to the tune of Oh Holy Night*
Oh UFC
Fighters are slowly starving
it is the night of the big cable bill
Long lay the cage in brightened Tap Out logos
till Joe appeared & Goldy by his side
for yonder breaks a new & glorious eye gouge
falllllllll to their knees
oh hear the fans a booing
oh night of works
when someone falls
oh night of works
oh niiiiiiiight of works
Led by their team in wild anticipation
with glowing sponsors yelling out their praise
led by the fighter always humbly greeeasy
And all the judges arrive from ignorant land
the fight begins with an extra slice of breadddddd
while all the crowd is checking out the ring girls
falllllllll to their kneeeees
oh hear the fans a booing
oh night of works
when someone falls
oh night of works
oh niiiiiiiiiight of works
when UFC airs
Dashing towards front row
With my Death Clutch tee shirt on
Ready to watch the man, Brock get his fight thing on
Bells about to ring, its now his time to fight
But first Buffer has to do his 360 point tonight
Oh Lesnar Fan, Lesnar Fan
So anxious I could hurl
If I ever got the chance,
Id give his sword a necklace made of pearl
Oh Lesnar Fan, Lesnar fan
Obnoxiously obsessed
If I ever got the chance
Id compare mine to the one on his chest
Its time to start the fight
I've been waiting all night
To see my favorite fighter, whoop some ass tonight
He got the takedown quick, starts to ground and pound
I know that at this rate, the fight won't make it past this round
Oh Lesnar fan, Lesnar fan
I know it won't be long
Out of my seat and on my feet
Cheering you and your chest schlong on
Oh Lesnar fan, Lesnar fan
Finsih him on the ground
Smash him with those Donkey Kongs
Then give your chest a pound!
Mir curls up in a ball
And covers up his head
He probably should tap out now, there's no way he can win
Wait what the hell, he grabs a kneebar quick
Brock tapped, fuck that? MMA is fixed
Oh ex Lesnar fan, ex Lesnar fan
Typical ufc fan
Only cheers for bandwagon fighters
If they win
Oh Mir fan, Mir fan
I've liked you all along
Who would root for a big old brute
With a chest tat made of dong
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My wish list might be a few dollars over and I'm not sure if you include tax in the prize total. So if I end up winning against all these excellent entries I'll pay the difference or adjust the list.
Log in to the U-G.
Search-in through the hot threads
Top story links to T-M-Z.
Some Hawaiian guy is dead.
My God this can't be true.
The poster has a source.
No one's asking how he knew
He's showing no remorse.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
Turns out it was a lie.
Just another epic troll
Kimo did not die
Beau Taylor's on a roll.
But now he must be banned.
For the U-G to save face.
Kirik might get slammed.
The mods here are disgraced.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
LOL :)
Dashing round the cagein a predetermined wayLet Huston throw some kicks, Kimbo's getting paidwe all know who would winso it is not a crimewe fucked it up with Fedorno mistakes this time, oh...Kimbo Slice, Kimbo Slice, we'll keep you as a petat least until the day Strikeforceno longer is a threat, ohKimbo Slice, Kimbo Slice, we'll keep you as a petat least until the day Strikeforceno longer is a threat---D.W.
some people have too much time on their hands!
Sung to the tune of Jingle bells, ( try it!)
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Lebens hair is red
Belchers shorts are pink
Dana fucking said
Strikeforce fucking stinks
Lesner says go trane
On your butt you scoot
Oh what fun is was to hear
that Bisping is a douche!
Ohhhhhh
Lindland smells
Dana sells
Tito's skull is cracked
- < Chorus
Diego's nuts
His head is cut
and his eye is black
Ohhhhh
Chuck is done
Kalib runs
Randy is divorced
BJ's champ
Jackson's camp
Nipple tweaks of course
--------------------------------
Nelson won the show
Making Dana sad
GSP is greased
BJ is still mad
--
Lawlor says just bleed
Kimbo's grill is gold
I think it's ghey to fucking say
that Randy is too old!
Ohhhhhhh
Nelsons fat
This is a FRAT
Kimos fucking dead
U-F-C
U-F-C
Let's see some fights tonite <Chorus
Ohhhhhhh
Quinton's gone
Let's get it on
Rashad wants to fight
Oh what fun it is to say,
Fuck the Ug tonite!
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My wish list might be a few dollars over and I'm not sure if you include tax in the prize total. So if I end up winning against all these excellent entries I'll pay the difference or adjust the list.
Log in to the U-G.
Search-in through the hot threads
Top story links to T-M-Z.
Some Hawaiian guy is dead.
My God this can't be true.
The poster has a source.
No one's asking how he knew
He's showing no remorse.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
Turns out it was a lie.
Just another epic troll
Kimo did not die
Beau Taylor's on a roll.
But now he must be banned.
For the U-G to save face.
Kirik might get slammed.
The mods here are disgraced.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
We have a winner!
OMA (tm) -Ryan MacLeod - shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm
My wish list might be a few dollars over and I'm not sure if you include tax in the prize total. So if I end up winning against all these excellent entries I'll pay the difference or adjust the list.
Log in to the U-G.
Search-in through the hot threads
Top story links to T-M-Z.
Some Hawaiian guy is dead.
My God this can't be true.
The poster has a source.
No one's asking how he knew
He's showing no remorse.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
Turns out it was a lie.
Just another epic troll
Kimo did not die
Beau Taylor's on a roll.
But now he must be banned.
For the U-G to save face.
Kirik might get slammed.
The mods here are disgraced.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
We have a winner!
No we don't.