Mir's gonna get Lesnar
On A one punch killing spree!
He just choked out Kongo
Fell Down like a tree!
Ending Brock's Career
Gonna Maim him in the fight
Take his arm completely off
Break him down that night!
Oh
Frank Mir!
Frank Mir!
Show him what you've got!
On the ground or standing up
He'll certainly get caught!
Oh
Frank Mir!
Frank Mir!
Gotta get revenge!
Oh what fun it's gonna be
To watch Brock's bloody end!
Come on Santa.. I'm just gonna keep trying to win these things until I have a decent set of equipment..
This is about the best I could come up with during my long day at the ski rental shop!
#2
BJ Penn
BJ Penn
You looked just like a bitch
Having mommy plead in court
On GSP she snitched
Oh!
BJ Penn
BJ Penn
Try hard not to cry
You lost the fight
To Rush that night
Now eat some humble pie
and finally #3
Joe Rogan talks the talk
With Goldie by his side
To the cage we go
Blood about to fly!
Bells on cageside ring
Liddell about to fight
Drunken, Screaming friends standby
Watch Iceman win tonight
Oh!
MMA
MMA
Entertainment Everyday
Oh What fun it is to watch
On a 100 inch display
Hey!
MMA
MMA
Time to watch the fight
Crack a Mickeys, Get lit up
Fools Gettin
Knocked out
Tonight!
Crack a Mickeys', lol ^^^
Here's my wishlist..
http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&
wishlist=b3920627-1d09-6bfc-e5e2-c6d3b3fa6216
My boyfriend doesn't think I have much of a chance at this one.. I'd really like to prove him wrong and get some sweet headgear though..
can i enter all three? Or do I have to choose one?
Ryan MacLeod -NO we don't. :PBlazing Knees -OMA (tm) -Ryan MacLeod - shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm
My wish list might be a few dollars over and I'm not sure if you include tax in the prize total. So if I end up winning against all these excellent entries I'll pay the difference or adjust the list.
Log in to the U-G.
Search-in through the hot threads
Top story links to T-M-Z.
Some Hawaiian guy is dead.
My God this can't be true.
The poster has a source.
No one's asking how he knew
He's showing no remorse.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
Turns out it was a lie.
Just another epic troll
Kimo did not die
Beau Taylor's on a roll.
But now he must be banned.
For the U-G to save face.
Kirik might get slammed.
The mods here are disgraced.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
We have a winner!
No we don't.
Yes, we do.
Dropping trolls all day
Kirik on his way
Gonna clean it up
OG’s here to stay
MMA is the game
Posting rotties is our thing
If those trolls fuck with us
Their heads will begin to ring
Oh, poppin’ trolls, poppin’ trolls
I know O-M-A is Gay
Oh what fun it is to pwn
Those KKM’s all day
popin’ trolls, popin’ trolls
Popin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to pwn
Those KKM’s all day
A day or two ago
I posted on this site
Some dickweed rogue mod deleted
my fuckin thread last night
since you messed with me
be ready for a fight
I’m about get that keyboard warrior, O-M-A
To beat your ass tonight!
Oh, poppin’ trolls, poppin’ trolls
I know O-M-A is gay
Oh what fun it is to pwn
Those KKM’s all day
poppin’ trolls, poppin’ trolls
Popin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to pwn
Those KKM’s all day
Oh, poppin’ trolls, poppin’ trolls
I know O-M-A is gay
Oh what fun it is to pwn
Those KKM’s all day
poppin’ trolls, poppin’ trolls
Popin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to pwn
Those KKM’s all day
http://shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm?go=wishlist.home&wishlist=ae85ae01-1d09-6bfc-e5b6-4cfa0ad851cf
Just checking in on this lovely holiday because I've had my first brandy in months and it seemed liked the thing to do. I had that first brandy four hours ago. Then I had its uncle, its cousin, its second cousin, its sister's cousin's roommate, and a stranger brandy that I met at a gas station.
Blazing Knees -Ryan MacLeod -NO we don't. :PBlazing Knees -OMA (tm) -Ryan MacLeod - shop.MixedMartialArts.com/mma.cfm
My wish list might be a few dollars over and I'm not sure if you include tax in the prize total. So if I end up winning against all these excellent entries I'll pay the difference or adjust the list.
Log in to the U-G.
Search-in through the hot threads
Top story links to T-M-Z.
Some Hawaiian guy is dead.
My God this can't be true.
The poster has a source.
No one's asking how he knew
He's showing no remorse.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
Turns out it was a lie.
Just another epic troll
Kimo did not die
Beau Taylor's on a roll.
But now he must be banned.
For the U-G to save face.
Kirik might get slammed.
The mods here are disgraced.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
We have a winner!
No we don't.
Yes, we do.
Yes we do!!!!!
Its OFFICIAL from KIRIK HIMSELF!!!!!
RYAN IS THE WINNER!!!!
-OMA (tmz)
After careful deliberation by the board, the winners are:
Ryan MacLeod
Log in to the U-G.
Search-in through the hot threads
Top story links to T-M-Z.
Some Hawaiian guy is dead.
My God this can't be true.
The poster has a source.
No one's asking how he knew
He's showing no remorse.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
Turns out it was a lie.
Just another epic troll
Kimo did not die
Beau Taylor's on a roll.
But now he must be banned.
For the U-G to save face.
Kirik might get slammed.
The mods here are disgraced.
Ohhh, Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's o-kkkkay.
Kimos dead, Kimos dead.
So says O-M-A.
Life cut short by a heart attack.
Hope his family's okkkay!
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King of Ft Wayne
Excited for UFC
This one will be fun!
i put my whole paycheck
That the winner is Shogun!
Finally the bell rings
And I down my first beer
i watch as Shogun chop him down
With low kicks to be feared!
Oh, I'll be rich! i'll be rich!
Call my bookie now!
Oh, what fun it is to watch
As Machida gets chopped down!
i'll be rich, I'll be rich!
Just bought a TV!
Because it's almost guarenteed
A SHOGUN Victory!
Now we're in the last round
i've scored 3 rounds to 1
Everybody, DRINKS ON ME!
Because it's obvious shogun won!
Hooray! There goes the bell!
And Rua won that round too!
Karma's finally paying me back
For all the gambling that I do!
Oh, I'll be rich! i'll be rich!
WAIT, what'd he just say?!
Oh, you must be kidding me
Machida won unanimousl-ay?!
i'll be rich, I'll be rich!
At least that's what I thought!
Because if my bookie finds me
i know i'll be shot!
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As detailed previously, if you agree with the choices, it was me. If they piss you off, that was Chris who picked them.
Wish lists will show next week some time :-)
Guess I'm banned....
Blazing Knees - Guess I'm banned....well crap.... me too.... sheesh........ will there be much pain ya think??
everyone else was tied for third in an effort to get rid of some of us and thin the bandwidth.
Nice work, guys. Until we meet again on the UG rhymezone battlefield.
Ryan MacLeod - Thanks for the vote Kirik and Chris. Do Ft Wayne and I need to e-mail our addresses somewhere, or?
Wish list has all info, so orders should just go out tomorrow, if I can roust everyone from their hung over stupor.
GOOD STUFF
Ryan Macleod and King of Ft. Wayne
Please e-mail me your physical adddress: chris@mixedmartialarts.com
i'll email mine too, since i was clearly good enough for a third place win. j/k
Chris - Ryan Macleod and King of Ft. Wayne
Please e-mail me your physical adddress: chris@mixedmartialarts.com
Sent!