writer, not fighter

some channel might be doing a documentary on the NYC underground show (i'm not allowed to name the channel yet), and because i've written extensively about the show, an exec from that channel contacted me to get the lowdown - you know, journo to journo. and i tell her about the underground show, the UFC and MMA in general.

apparently the first part of the process is to film an internal pitch, so she has a producer and cameraman come film Peter Storm (the underground show is his event) and also, curiously enough, film me. the exec says she wants me interviewed, but also wants footage of me training.

okay, cool. i can do that. i don't really have someone to train with, so Christian Montes hooks me up with someone my size named Manny. we all meet at the Fighthouse in midtown manhattan. they film me enter the building, they film me changing into my rashguard, and all the way they're saying things like, "we want the white collar angle - office worker by day, NHB fighter by night."

um, dude, i'm an mma writer. WRITER.

they had Manny and i get into the ring, i guess expecting us to fight each other (!). thankfully, neither of us felt so inclined, so we do some fixed sequences that ended in a submission (ending it each time with a different technique).

Don't play into some sensationalist bullshit story about "underground
fighting", IMO

from what my wife tells me, we looked fake as hell. oh well. i guess i'd make a crappy pro wrestler.

however, the producer and cameraman seemed pleased. although i honestly don't think we satisfied their "fight footage" requirement.

fraser-

i don't think i played into any sensationalist agenda. when i was interviewed, i explained how hundreds die every day in the sport. also, i said "human cockfighting" a lot. like, "hey, i'm thirsty. mind if i have a glass of human cockfighting?"

anyway, i got a chance to speak a lot about MMA in new york - a topic i feel passionately about.

hopefully, something positive comes from it. a proposed law that would've allowed sanctioning bodies to come into NYS and regulate amateur MMA was shot down on the senate floor last week, so the Big Apple is gonna need some lovin' sometime soon.

You seriously asked for a glass of human cock?

You must be built like a fighter...

I think you should have to change your name to SiouxBLAF.

fraser-

you can't discern between a "glass of cock" and a "glass of human cockfighting"? is there something you want to tell us?

Don't change the subject... change your name... SiouxBLAF... make it happen.

LOL.

I hope you told them that things toned down a bit in 2002 when they introduced rules to MMA.

picks-

allow me to be the first to say: "STFU KKM!"

"you can't discern between a "glass of cock" and a "glass of human
cockfighting"? is there something you want to tell us?"

I... never had a glass of fighting before.

bubbaraygracie-

definitely. i pointed out that Zuffa came in and installed rules, such as no knives, guns, or spiked bats allowed in the Octagon.

siouxNYC, interesting.

You get taped doing a jazzercise routine with your boyfriend in a boxing ring, and I'm the kkm... I call shenanigans.

no shenanigans. i am not irish.

dude, thats pretty awesome.

TTT for NYC..

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