Yoder much hotter than Dern.

That’s all. 

fact

She was hot for sure, both hot but something about her and that tan that made my pants excited

agreed id marry he r

Derns ass was great

danybayamon23 -

She was hot for sure, both hot but something about her and that tan that made my pants excited

I agree. She looked like a bronze angel. Lol

They looked like two different species.  

Dern is a baby making machine.

Yoder by a mile

Classic case of beauty vs booty. Yoder is an Indiana 10

absolutesperry - 

Dern is a baby making machine.

handmaiden’s tale much?

I would happily disappoint either one.

Indeed... she needs to lose the butt flaps though 

dern looked like sloth next to her

absolutesperry -

Dern is a baby making machine.

This man knows his birthing hips.

Funny that dern meant to be the hot girl and the pub was going crazy for yoder instead.

False!

Who deserved the win?

Agreed, but I would love to spend some time with Dern’s booty.