ufc98newb - just noticed the mink strap strewn over the end of the couch. hope you got that cleaned up before ma came down and saw the kind of broads you've bringing down to the basement.
That's fucking luftansa heist quality ass I'm bringing around.
It looks a little feminine to be honest. I hope you have something like a statue of a lion with a fountain coming out of its mouth to bring some balance to the room.
Metafour - Bobby you are one of my favorite posters as I am a fellow paisan and I think you are funny.
I really do hope though that the couch you posted is a joke. If its not please get rid of that thing. It looks like it belonged to your Nonna.
My parents just got a new leather couch delivered from Italy, cost like $9,000, then the guys delivering it had to hand it off to the Couch Doctor (this is a real thing, I swear to God) who cut the thing in thirds to fit it in the door, then put it all back together once inside. That was another $800 just to get it in the door.
So, my mother moved the old living room into my brother's old room (he got married and moved out) to make a man cave for me and my father to watch soccer and boxing