Send me the details and I will make this...you can even point and laugh...irish it was moar impressive...
fnunderful - Send me the details and I will make this...you can even point and laugh...irish it was moar impressive...
MOAR! dunno I've heard stories about Irish guys
I am magically delicious but suppose you will see soon enough...details please?
fnunderful - I am magically delicious but suppose you will see soon enough...details please?
1.I know for a fact that the term: once u go black u never go back...is a LIE!
2. Size does matter
3. Work it like a closet porn star
4. Females appreciate a well groomed male
5. Never complain if she wants it daily. Because once u complain u might as well shoot urself. Why pass up daily sexy time?
6. Don't use the excuse ur tired
7. Keep it interesting
8. Appreciate her mind & body
9. Be the MAN
10. Be a real MAN
DudewithaRack -fnunderful - I am magically delicious but suppose you will see soon enough...details please?
1.I know for a fact that the term: once u go black u never go back...is a LIE!
2. Size does matter
3. Work it like a closet porn star
4. Females appreciate a well groomed male
5. Never complain if she wants it daily. Because once u complain u might as well shoot urself. Why pass up daily sexy time?
6. Don't use the excuse ur tired
7. Keep it interesting
8. Appreciate her mind & body
9. Be the MAN
10. Be a real MAN
WTF?! Get back in the kitchen....
TITS or GTFO!
Mobutu even though you speak the truth, I fear she will not read the truth for what it is but instead feel more inclined to tell us more of her "woman rules." I've heard it's hard to get them to humble/silence mode once they start the ranting and raving. I think it's a DNA disposition in women. I read that in Science Now or Time. Real nasty female trait. Tread with care my fren. i'll get her back on track....
DUDE where's the PICS?!
DudewithaRack -fnunderful - I am magically delicious but suppose you will see soon enough...details please?
1.I know for a fact that the term: once u go black u never go back...is a LIE!
2. Size does matter
3. Work it like a closet porn star
4. Females appreciate a well groomed male
5. Never complain if she wants it daily. Because once u complain u might as well shoot urself. Why pass up daily sexy time?
6. Don't use the excuse ur tired
7. Keep it interesting
8. Appreciate her mind & body
9. Be the MAN
10. Be a real MAN
Haha...ok, clearly you are a woman because these are not the details I was looking for.
FCTV808 - i never thought i'd see the day that the jnak left our team for team white knight.
I was hoping this gesture would get me Tit pics. LOL?
JIMMYNAKS -FCTV808 - i never thought i'd see the day that the jnak left our team for team white knight.
I was hoping this gesture would get me Tit pics. LOL?
Everybody has moments of weakness Jimmy, especially for pussy. She doesn't even know what you sacrificed for her. She'd better at least give you a happy ending while you motorboat the twins.
btw, I still love you jimminynaks. No homo.
btw, I still love you jimminynaks. No homo.
So much so I apparently had to say it twice!
LOL!!!
TheAlchemist -LOL@ getting back in the kitchen...ppppffffssshhh...DudewithaRack -fnunderful - I am magically delicious but suppose you will see soon enough...details please?
1.I know for a fact that the term: once u go black u never go back...is a LIE!
2. Size does matter
3. Work it like a closet porn star
4. Females appreciate a well groomed male
5. Never complain if she wants it daily. Because once u complain u might as well shoot urself. Why pass up daily sexy time?
6. Don't use the excuse ur tired
7. Keep it interesting
8. Appreciate her mind & body
9. Be the MAN
10. Be a real MAN
WTF?! Get back in the kitchen....
TITS or GTFO!
as soon as i meet my match, will I ever retreat to the kitchen. btw I can cook, but not as good as Sgt. Slaphead
my TITS are tits..no biggie...
CACKS or GTFO!
MOB U2 -TY&MNL <<--- LOLDudewithaRack -fnunderful - I am magically delicious but suppose you will see soon enough...details please?
1.I know for a fact that the term: once u go black u never go back...is a LIE!
2. Size does matter
3. Work it like a closet porn star
4. Females appreciate a well groomed male
5. Never complain if she wants it daily. Because once u complain u might as well shoot urself. Why pass up daily sexy time?
6. Don't use the excuse ur tired
7. Keep it interesting
8. Appreciate her mind & body
9. Be the MAN
10. Be a real MAN
1. True. Not every chick wants a mandingo to split them in half.
2. It does. Esp in a woman's ass. nothing prepares her for a GRAND surprise batcave entrance.
3. I like to fuck in front of mirrors, and yank chick hair in doggystyle like I'm a Mongol conqueror riding a mare on the Asian steppes. Does that count?
4. Yes. I like my woman to groom me too. I understand not every chick likes jungle bush in their teeth.
5. I would love if my chick would want it daily. We could be like Bonobo monkeys.
6. If I was tired, I'd tie her to a sybian or buy me a Hitachi magic wand while doing some jumping jacks pre thrust.
7. Yes. You know how much power tool permutation possibilities there are for the female orifices? Damn right. It's like the fabric of space-time and number of potential galaxies within the universe . . .endless.
8. A smart girl = A girl that will fight you = GREAT ANGRY SEX.
9. & 10. If I'm not man enough, I'll buy a drilldo attachment - http://www.shopmania.com/adult/p-the-drilldo-fucking-attachment-3361099
Btw, the whole premise of me being on the HG is to have vicarious experiences to read and masturbate to. Would you please show us all some teats to ensure this premise is fulfilled? Thank you and mahalo nui loa.
please never buy a dildo, always buy a Rabbit...best vibrator ever!
Great angry sex? what's that? I've only encountered semi-decent sex
sticking it in the Ass without warning...remember my core rule: if you do it to me, I'll do it to you!
but sticking it in the Ass with warning is welcomed =)
No to hairpulling!
Yes to fucking in front of mirror and where other's may "possibly" see
Black is NOT all that
TheAlchemist - Mobutu even though you speak the truth, I fear she will not read the truth for what it is but instead feel more inclined to tell us more of her "woman rules." I've heard it's hard to get them to humble/silence mode once they start the ranting and raving. I think it's a DNA disposition in women. I read that in Science Now or Time. Real nasty female trait. Tread with care my fren. i'll get her back on track....
DUDE where's the PICS?!
CACKS or GTFO! before any TITS are shown
JIMMYNAKS -FCTV808 - i never thought i'd see the day that the jnak left our team for team white knight.
I was hoping this gesture would get me Tit pics. LOL?
OMG! you too?
show me ur CACK
TheAlchemist -JIMMYNAKS -FCTV808 - i never thought i'd see the day that the jnak left our team for team white knight.
I was hoping this gesture would get me Tit pics. LOL?
Everybody has moments of weakness Jimmy, especially for pussy. She doesn't even know what you sacrificed for her. She'd better at least give you a happy ending while you motorboat the twins.
happy ending for Jimmy?
depends on what his CACK looks like. and if he can truly handle this Dude
Already offered to show cock...asked for details to coordinate the showing and got a laundry list instead...cancel subscription...
The shit fuggers will do for a little tit!.....and jimmy is already getting T&A and he wants more!?!?!?!?!?!?!
HG RULZ......1-NO FUGGIN CACKS! 2-TITS OR GTFO!