Michelle Lopez breaks down War Machine situation

She's, like, really smart, or whatever. Phone Post 3.0

Richard Tuck -
hendofanforlife -


who was that hack journalist she was hooking up with? was it the scifighting guy? 



btw, wouldnt be the least bit surprised if she is helping him lay low. or that scumbag pavia. 

Eric Holden? Holder?

Dic Holder?

Fuck if I know Phone Post 3.0
Yea, Holden I believe it was. Remember when that guy was posting here for a little while? I remember his first thread lol it backfired terribly Phone Post 3.0

No more Huerta obsession? Phone Post 3.0

I refuse to click play. I couldn't care less about what this dizzy cunt has to say about anything.

Her 15 minutes should have been up years ago. Why do you stupid fucks keep giving her publicity? Phone Post 3.0

Was just doing a search on Twitter for updates on the War Machine story and can confirm that the 'Dumbest Tweet of The day' award goes to Michelle Lopez.

"How could she run to neighbors houses with her eyes swollen shut right? So inconsistent!" - Michelle Lopez.

Also in the running was...

"Anyone hear rumor that Christy had her eyes closed in the pics to make it look swollen?" - Michelle Lopez.

See what you guys gone on and done ^^ Phone Post 3.0

MichelleLopezCO - Next video will be of me gently ripping Christy Mack a new asshole using all available spiritual weapons. If that's even possible.
anal rosary beads? Phone Post 3.0

FOTN - Was just doing a search on Twitter for updates on the War Machine story and can confirm that the 'Dumbest Tweet of The day' award goes to Michelle Lopez.

"How could she run to neighbors houses with her eyes swollen shut right? So inconsistent!" - Michelle Lopez.

Also in the running was...

"Anyone hear rumor that Christy had her eyes closed in the pics to make it look swollen?" - Michelle Lopez.
The 2nd quote was what I was thinking too when I saw her pics tbh. Phone Post 3.0

Richard Tuck -
MichelleLopezCO - Next video will be of me gently ripping Christy Mack a new asshole using all available spiritual weapons. If that's even possible.
anal rosary beads? Phone Post 3.0
Yup, the size of cricket balls no less. Phone Post 3.0

Yeah...... couldn't get passed the 2 minute mark. Phone Post 3.0

Am I supposed to know who this person is?

StreetFightingKing - 
FOTN - Was just doing a search on Twitter for updates on the War Machine story and can confirm that the 'Dumbest Tweet of The day' award goes to Michelle Lopez.

"How could she run to neighbors houses with her eyes swollen shut right? So inconsistent!" - Michelle Lopez.

Also in the running was...

"Anyone hear rumor that Christy had her eyes closed in the pics to make it look swollen?" - Michelle Lopez.
The 2nd quote was what I was thinking too when I saw her pics tbh. Phone Post 3.0

Yeah, because when someone closes their eyes it looks exactly like they've been punched in the face. I hear that hospitals are over-run with people rushing their significant others into the emergency room with swollen eyes, only for doctors to inform them that they are in fact just sleeping.

Maybe she wadded up some cotton balls under her eyelids too. I heard she used a pack of crayons to draw on the bruises and her hospital bed is actually just an old set from the 'Dr Allcock's Anal Autopsy' porn video.

She is almost physically attractive....but the crazy and that disgusting voice are major boner killers.

The thread is hilarious.

They ought to send Michelle to stalk down, I mean find, WM. Case closed by lunch time

FOTN -
StreetFightingKing - 
FOTN - Was just doing a search on Twitter for updates on the War Machine story and can confirm that the 'Dumbest Tweet of The day' award goes to Michelle Lopez.

"How could she run to neighbors houses with her eyes swollen shut right? So inconsistent!" - Michelle Lopez.

Also in the running was...

"Anyone hear rumor that Christy had her eyes closed in the pics to make it look swollen?" - Michelle Lopez.
The 2nd quote was what I was thinking too when I saw her pics tbh. Phone Post 3.0

Yeah, because when someone closes their eyes it looks exactly like they've been punched in the face. I hear that hospitals are over-run with people rushing their significant others into the emergency room with swollen eyes, only for doctors to inform them that they are in fact just sleeping.

Maybe she wadded up some cotton balls under her eyelids too. I heard she used a pack of crayons to draw on the bruises and her hospital bed is actually just an old set from the 'Dr Allcock's Anal Autopsy' porn video.
See you get it too! Phone Post 3.0

For later. Phone Post 3.0

MichelleLopezCO - 
FOTN - Was just doing a search on Twitter for updates on the War Machine story and can confirm that the 'Dumbest Tweet of The day' award goes to Michelle Lopez.

"How could she run to neighbors houses with her eyes swollen shut right? So inconsistent!" - Michelle Lopez.

Also in the running was...

"Anyone hear rumor that Christy had her eyes closed in the pics to make it look swollen?" - Michelle Lopez.

These are quotes I'm copying and pasting from the UG.

In all fairness, I hear those guys are pretty dumb too.