The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

Tito rules. In my top 5 I have him at solid 3 behind Chael and Brock.

Great guy, actually meddum.

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back when he used to post here, he didnt like 1 of my comments
he said “next time i see u, i’ll show u what 5 fingers said to the face”
i was thinking “next time?” its not like we’ve ever met

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Hilarious thread!

Can Tito still cut it in the UFC?

Underground

Jan 17, '08

Not count your chicken be for the eggs hatch!!! I have 4 sold year in front of me. My fans will be happy next week…

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In July 2009

Tito had zero injuries…

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I think BJ Penn would have been the first.

His win over Hughes for the Welterweight title was the biggest story in NHB at the time…and he was refused US$40k for a headlining title defence.

He told White to stick his $20k and fought in K1 Romanex instead.

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Tito tries out his Portuguese to a Muslim man from Tajikistan…

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Tito actually speaks more clear Spanish than Cain.

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Tim Allen GIF

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Forgot the cracked skull

Tito was the man during the coolest era of UFC.

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lol

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The chicken is looking to make an omelet but the cheese tastes like wine. So the chicken just decided to play his violin while reaching for the eggs.

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The YouTube comments are hilarious. They literally sound like UG’ers.

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